In theory. In practice, I doubt it.

The Israeli parliament consists of 120 politicians. Their children would need:

• to not be Haredi, which are exempt from service
• to be between the ages of 18-21, which is when their mandatory service runs
• to serve in combat units

Chances are only a few of them answer this criteria (even less considering the extremist portion of this specific government which didn't serve, and their children likely don't serve either), and even they are likely not above pulling strings to get them out of danger. Except for that politician you talked about, apparently.

Can you opt out of snap on Ubuntu? I've heard some system and essential apps use it, so it might break stuff if you do

Heads up, your first link is borked

Take a look at Geddit

One of my friends once admitted to have written a porn story involving some extreme version of piss play. I don't remember all the details, but I do remember someone filling someone else's bladder with their urine. Wild af

Let's... not go down that path.

How about "flower" instead?

I mean... Emotions are just our brain's reaction to chemicals. Computers could replicate that reaction manually, and technically it would be just as valid.

There, that's the one argument I've been missing in my explanations. Thank you, kind sir or ma'am.

Spotube

If you end up taking the browser route, take a look at WebApps

No, I actually have triple-ply. I developed a stupid habit of folding multiple papers and using them together, so I wipe with like 9 layers at a time. It helps the paper not break up even being wet, but wastes a lot more overall.

I, uh... I shave hair like 5 cm around my bumhole. Paired with a bidet, you wouldn't guess how much easier it made it to wipe. I used to use 30-50 squares of toilet paper per wiping session, today I can manage with just 10