Ants society seems to be much fairier than humans'. The only thing is that I can't carry up 50 times my own weight

That is why Elsevier, Springer and publishing houses work so hard to paywall knowledge and keep it inaccessible, lest we become corrupted.

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Anyone seen the Phineas and Ferb episode where ants are enlarged then evolve?

Ants already have taken over the world. They vastly outnumber humans and already live in just about every area humans do.

Doesn't this imply that everyone who uses the library will become evil?

Not to mention how badly we'd be outnumbered.

There’s a certain irony in the fact that a library IS a repository for knowledge. So we are so much better suited to keep control of the world?

I, for one, welcome our minute overlords.

Can confirm. Taught ants to read Twilight and they began to sparkle in the sun.
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On second thought, that might have been the sugar I bribed them with...

Slippery Slope Fallacy smh my head a librarian should know better smh

I will eat this Danish and welcome, for one, our new insect overlords.

It's true, watch the documentary "Phase IV". Preferably the director's cut.

The ants aren't going to do anything. They just want to play some gungi