For any confused Americans, a British flapjack is not a pancake, it’s more of a soft granola bar.
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That sentence had more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
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That can't possibly be the actual headline.
[Checks headline]
Well I'll be damned...
Sometimes you got to give them the ol'Pot Noodle Flapjack attack!
God a cup noodle AND a cliff bar? SUCH VIOLENCE!
He should have used a sandwich
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Was expecting the Daily Sport with a headline like that
When the cops protested he violently battered them with a soft cardboard cone of pink fluffy candy floss. /s
TIL that "pot noodle" is what Brits call instant noodles cups.
Hero
How about he can have all the booze he wants, but banned from violence?
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