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Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle (uk.news.yahoo.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

That can't possibly be the actual headline.

[Checks headline]

Well I'll be damned...

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