Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.

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[–] 133 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.

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    [–] 69 points 4 weeks ago

    He is one of the most responsible people for where American politics are today.
    Absolutely no conscience and no morals, he is as close to pure evil a politician can get. He was among the main people that created the circumstances that allowed Trump to become president of USA.

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  • [–] 66 points 4 weeks ago

    He died as he lived. Holding up Senate business for his own personal bullshit reasons.

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  • [–] 57 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    At what point is it elder abuse to let him keep trying to work as a senator?

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  • [–] 51 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Ask Dianne Feinstein. Staffers were dragging her hand to the vote-clicker by the end, because she could barely move herself.

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    [–] 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    We need term limits for Congress.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    He's a horrible person who deserves no peace and no dignity.

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    [–] 34 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    Set the dancing crabs on high alert.

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  • [–] 28 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    If I found him I'd have left him

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    [–] 26 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    At his funeral, throw a fire extinguisher in his grave. Where he is going, he will need it.

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    [–] 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 25 points 4 weeks ago

    Thoughts and prayers

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  • [–] 23 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

    If McConnell dies, then the governor will choose his replacement, and the governor is a Democrat. Unless he wants to completely END his political career, he will choose a Democrat.

    The Senate Republicans won't want that, so it's a pretty good bet that when McConnell dies, they will keep it a secret for as long as possible.

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    [–] 22 points 4 weeks ago

    Why couldn't this have happened like, 20 years ago

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  • [–] 21 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    June 14th? And we only hear of this 2 weeks later?!?

    What about the Kennedy Center?

    What about those Trump-Epstein Files?

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    [–] 20 points 4 weeks ago

    Don't forget what a piece of shit this guy has been his whole adult life.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago*

    You know, dying in office used to be notable and fairly uncommon. Mostly assassinations, plane accidents, etc.

    But now our government is more of a hospice than anything else.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago

    Which will die first: the Democracy he helped kill, or his own walking corpse?

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    He dead and the governor of Kentucky, who appoints his replacement, is a Democrat.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    I hope when he regains consciousness, it's in one of those Hellraiser scenarios where he's stuck in an eternal loop of... torment. I guess that seems like what just hell would be as well?

    Either way. As long as he suffers, forever, in the knowledge it's all his own fault because he's such a piece of shit.

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Mitch, god is telling you to retire. Listen to her.

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    [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Please be dead please please please

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    They are going to Bernie him until they can be sure they'd get another republican just as malicious as he was.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    I hope whatever his affliction was, was super painful and it happens again

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Who would rush in such a situation?

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    [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    They (gop) will "weekend at Bernie's" him until Jan.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago

    His operator just walked away. Even puppeteers have bathroom emergencies.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago

    Welp, Mitch glitched (again).

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