Coming up next: Repurposing factories for wartime production!

I haven't owned a Sony console since the PS2, but I will gladly double, even triple, my effort to continue to do nothing!

Assateague/Chincoteague Island for the curious.

BannedBeeeeaned! Come on now, he just said it!

Am I doing it right?

*Pulls out pocket knife again because I can't find the line on the extra roll*

If my grandfather taught me anything, it was the importance of knowing when to start over, as long as you persist, until it's done right.

He is filled with turtle meat!

Jokes on you!

*Pulls out pocket knife*

"Not too long ago, my ex-girlfriend told me her new boyfriend was complaining that her back door was too tight. When I went over, I didn't have any problem slipping right in. I even tried a few times and couldn't figure out the issue. Well, she recently sent me a photo, and I think I see the problem..."

Neither was I... I guess I'll have to try harder.

I got a few of those. One memorable one in particular was from a guy that was raging hard.

"If you don't stop fucking calling me, I'm going to come to your house and kill your whole family."

Okay, chill dude... I'm not doing it. Clearly someone is faking my number. Just block me and move on.

"NO! I'M SICK OF MY PHONE RINGING ALL DAY LONG! YOU NEED TO STOP OR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS YOUR FAULT!!!"

Okay... So I'm gonna go ahead and call the police now... Have a better day, man.

It was like the start of a damn horror story.

That was my first thought too. I just reread Skeleton Crew a few weeks ago. Mrs. Todd's Shortcut, if anyone's interested. Going through the dark tower series again now and really love how even short stories like Mrs. Todd get tied in.