Please stop (sh.itjust.works)
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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

existentialmemes

Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] 103 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I'd happily see consumer fireworks banned. If people like them so much then there are plenty of organized displays which have way better shit than you can buy at Walmart, and I know roughly when they're happening so I can turn the TV up loud, close my windows and keep my pets from being too traumatized.

What I can't stand is the random 3AM explosions that sounds like the start of WWIII. If you're one of those people, fuck you. Sincerely.

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    [–] 65 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

    Counterpoint

    Playing with fire and blowing things up is fun if done responsibly. Really, given the kinds of annoyances that are legal year-round (drunkards, loud exhausts, barking dogs, late-night parties, yelling loudly etc.), it really isn't that bad to have fire & explosions once per year for like... two hours. (Reiterating, responsibly)

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  • [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I don't know about The North Americas, but in AU all of those things you listed are illegal here. Except the loud exhaust. You have to really piss someone off to get reported, but if your dog barks every night you'll get a knock on the door with a mandatory dog training leaflet. Disruptive parties at night are tolerated occasionally by neighbours, but if it happens every Friday for 6 hours you might get told to turn it down by police. Same with belligerent or disorderly behaviour. I think the law is don't wake people up between 7pm–7am mon–sat. But also the police here won't attack you, so it's more annoying than dangerous for the recipient.

    Do you guys have noise disruption laws like this? Genuinely curious.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I love fireworks! I like going to the big displays, I like hearing neighbors setting them off in the distance. It reminds us that even thought things kinda suck now, we can still have some fun.

    This country has turned so rigid, it is so disappointing. No loud music, no firewoeks, no dance clubs, no outward displays of anything. Just go home buy stuff online and watch your screens quietly.

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    [–] 51 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Ok, this bums me out. I love fireworks and the 4th of July. I have such fond memories of it as a kid and am building memories with my own kiddos. Our whole neighborhood gets together and sets them off, and grills and hangs out. It is a whole (wholesome) thing.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    There's plenty of fireworks that aren't a problem. Fountains and Spinners and sparklers are rad as hell, and honestly as a kid I hated the ones that are just really loud for no reason

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    Those are mostly what we do. No fire crackers. My kiddos are autistic, so ear protection is a must, just in case there is a loud one. But they love it and are even starting to love the louder ones as they get older.

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    [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago

    Launching fireworks had been banned in Kyiv for the last few years, for hopefully obvious reasons.

    At least one good thing has come from it.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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    [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Every year for a dozen years our dog would get so traumatized by fireworks that you could literally hear her teeth chattering. We'd turn up loud music in the house, and make her a bed in a closet, but she'd still bolt out and look for anywhere where it was less noisy or safer (there wasn't such a place, but we couldn't convince her of that). She'd jump into the bathtub or claw her way into a different closet, only to bolt away to find a better spot at the next explosion. And neighbors would light off the occasional firework until like 2 or 3 in the morning. We couldn't go off and leave her. I grew to really hate the 4th.

    She died a couple months ago, so I guess that's no longer a problem for us personally, but I know we aren't the only ones with sensitive pets.

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    [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

    I like fireworks. I don't like when people continue to set them off at odd hours weeks after the 4th.

    I think complaining about fireworks on a day of celebration is some grumpy old NIMBY shit.

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    [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Usually agreed, but July 5th I'll be shopping for some discounted boomies.

    They will be on stand by to celebrate a long overdue deposition when the day finally fucking comes.

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    [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    This sounds like a grumpy old man ranting about “kids these days” lol let people have their fun.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I don't enjoy fireworks. Maybe if it was like the year 1600 and I'd never seen color and light it'd be really cool. But we have high definition Tv now.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I love fireworks shows done responsibly, our local show is on a beach away from most of civilization and wild life.

    That said I think a drone show is cooler, better for the environment, and would love to see densely populated towns replace them with drones.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago

    I appreciate in the latest season of The Pitt they show a few fireworks injuries. They can really fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing.

    Leave explosives to the trained professionals. I don't wish harm on anyone but fireworks are just explosives and if you aren't trained you're just asking for trouble.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    A few winters ago, I took a trip to Iceland, specifically Reykjavik. I learned that, for new year's, there is an organized party well outside the city limits with no fireworks. This was for folks that didn't want to participate in the usual celebrations that take place in town. They noted that it was quite popular with the Syrian refugees on the island. I think about that a lot.

    I'll add that NYE Fireworks in Iceland make American Independence Day celebrations look like a solemn funeral in comparison. I've never been anywhere that has been shelled, but I now have a really good idea what that would look and sound like.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Heh, I live in a racially mixed neighborhood where the Mexicans help the rest of the us find the "good stuff". I have been in an actual war zone but my neighborhood is at WW1 level amounts of black powder and badly made improvised explosives with copper, magnesium, and titanium sprinkled in for seasoning. Last year there were teenagers with eight inch mortars which I cannot convey how insanely illegal those are.

    Kind of amazing we haven't set the neighborhood or even a single house on fire now that I think about it.

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    [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    People love loud sounds and lights, be it explosions, light shows, loud music, automobiles, and a myriad of other things, what can I say? It's a form of group stimulation that for whatever reason cultures find acceptable.

    I don't launch fireworks, and I agree people should be much more considerate about it, and keep loud sounds to specific pre-arranged times like 11pm to 1am for midnight events like New Year, 9pm-12am for other events. It's not so bad if you can expect it, but it's the random intermittency through the whole night is what I think is the most harmful thing about it. ANC headphones is the opt-out.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I was so annoyed when NJ finally went and allowed fireworks in public hands. Now instead of having nice controlled by the township level shows with professionals, I get dipshit down the street setting them off and causing every dog to go batshit. And because anyone can buy fireworks, no one donates to the township show so we don't even get to see the nice show anymore.

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    [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    I don't wish maiming on people who light fireworks. They can learn. I sure did. Used to be a huge fan to the point my dad and I would volunteer to help setup a few pro shows around us (one of only three happy memories with him so you can imagine how important they were to me). I now understand though and don't light them myself. I've found many people around me legitimately have just never heard the arguments against them and when I lay it out they at least only light them at reasonable times and clean up more though some no longer light them at all.

    Now my asshole neighbour who three years in a row I've had to sic the city code enforcement on for just tossing his mortar tubes and boxes and stuff into my yard...

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    [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I see your point, but what if you love to be drunk, belligerent, and imposing your will on unconsenting, helpless victims? 🤔

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    14th of July is the day in France for fireworks, there's the fireworks set by the city for 30min and after that everyone goes back home, dont have people setting them off all night 🤷

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Celebrating america's freedom by triggering all of our traumatized veterans with inescapable rapid-fire explosions for three weeks straight!

    Who the fuck even thought of this?

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    As I was reading this I thought it was going to be about Gaza.

    If you take into account how much it freaks out animals to the point of heart attacks it might as wel be to them.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Nothing to celebrate anymore.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (5 children)

    Thank you. Fuck fireworks and the apes who enjoy them.

    That aside, what do you even have to celebrate? Fuck you if you're proud of any of this.

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    We used to hide in the basement with our pup and watch a movie. She could still hear the fireworks, but it seemed to take the edge off.

    Current pup has gone deaf in his old age. Before then, he'd growl and bark at both thunder and fireworks. Now he just sleeps through it.

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