What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
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When life gives you lemons, arrest life.
Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.
What's a lemon party?
How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔
The important question is, whether the ex made lemonade.
That's like $3600, minimum
Yeah but she paid right?
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
I can fix her
Literally what is the crime, though?
I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”
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