Correct. The only programs you need to run are to format the drive, download the files, and extract the files. All of those can be done on a phone, but they're easier on a Mac.

They hate queer people, but they love excuses to do violence.

Oh, I was joking, since most distros only have "bloat" insofar as it makes the experience easier but may be unnecessary for more experienced users, nothing to the degree of Windows adware. I use KDE neon because I want APT and KDE and needed kernel 6.08 before Debian had it.

Nazis on reddit are claiming that it was an Islamist, so there will probably be anti-immigrant pogroms regardless of whether that's true.

The Linux one just links you to a more minimal distro, I take it? Ubuntu to Debian/Fedora to Arch to Gentoo to LFS?

They're the ones setting the bar. They can't clear it, only raise or lower it. I just wish they'd do the former.

Scientists know when to use existing knowledge.

No, cubes cannot be destroyed by crushing. The portal disappears when the surface starts moving and then the cube stops the surface's descent.

People have been saying that since at least 2016, but The Onion hasn't lost a step. Their writers unionizing in 2018 made them even better than before despite Trump being President at the time.

Good point.

Yes, but that's a low bar.

Well, yeah, you need the "k" for the sounds it currently has. How else will you have kites or air konditioning?