▲ 644 ▼ New version of the D in the DENNIS system, DoorDash (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 2 months ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 62 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 248 points 2 months ago (3 children) What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon? permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children) I think it was for stalking: Delivery instructions varied: “Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers” 14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father. https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/ Edit: FAKE, as found below. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago* (2 children) Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes. (Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.) (Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (2 children) Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did: 26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago She sounds like a real go-getter! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable permalink fedilink source parent [–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 19 points 2 months ago (4 children) If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained. But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child) But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether. I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc. In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80 permalink fedilink source parent [–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) 11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980! Coincidence? I think so! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed! permalink fedilink source parent [–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children) Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) Can confirm: DELIVERY MANIFEST +---------------+ | QTY | ITEM | +---------------+ | 1 | LEMON | +---------------+ permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago I see you know your judo well. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago They have an app for that! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children) I think it was for stalking: Delivery instructions varied: “Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers” 14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father. https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/ Edit: FAKE, as found below. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago* (2 children) Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes. (Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.) (Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (2 children) Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did: 26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago She sounds like a real go-getter! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable permalink fedilink source parent [–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 19 points 2 months ago (4 children) If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained. But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child) But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether. I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc. In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80 permalink fedilink source parent [–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) 11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980! Coincidence? I think so! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago* (2 children) Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes. (Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.) (Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (2 children) Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did: 26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago She sounds like a real go-getter! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable permalink fedilink source parent [–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 19 points 2 months ago (4 children) If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained. But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child) But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether. I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc. In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (2 children) Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did: 26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago She sounds like a real go-getter! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago She sounds like a real go-getter! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 19 points 2 months ago (4 children) If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained. But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child) But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether. I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc. In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 child) But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take. If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether. I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 2 months ago 20 to 40 thousand dollars I think permalink fedilink source parent
[–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc. In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) 11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980! Coincidence? I think so! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children) Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) Can confirm: DELIVERY MANIFEST +---------------+ | QTY | ITEM | +---------------+ | 1 | LEMON | +---------------+ permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago I see you know your judo well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) Can confirm: DELIVERY MANIFEST +---------------+ | QTY | ITEM | +---------------+ | 1 | LEMON | +---------------+ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago I see you know your judo well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago They have an app for that! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago They have an app for that! permalink fedilink source parent
