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[–] 137 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

For those that don't get the joke, this is a reference the 2022 Uvalde school shooting incident. There was a crowd of cops that stayed outside for hours and refused to enter the school because they were afraid of getting shot.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/uvalde-school-police-officer-did-nothing-during-school-shooting-until-it-was-too-late-prosecutor-says/

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  • [–] 51 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It’s even worse than that. They didn’t just refuse to enter the building. They actively prevented any other first responders from entering. So they not only refused to help, they actively made the situation worse.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    2022

    No it wasn't. That was recent right?

    COVID was last year right?

    Skyrim is like 7 years old?

    😭

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    11/11/11 Skyrim release date.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Skyrim came out closer to the Dreamcast (9/9/99) than today.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Don't hit me with the Cleopatra moon landing pyramid comparison for Skyrim 😭😭😭😭

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Little known fact. Skyrim came out closer to the birth of Cleopatra than it did to the construction of the pyramids.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 months ago

    That's really not fair.

    Every day, campus resource officers bravely send kids through the criminal justice system and fuck up their entire lives for minor infractions.

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    [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    what’s the problem? is this another shitcunt american only joke?

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Should I put it upside-down so dickhead emu-fuckers can read it?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine if parent's handled active shooter situations? There are not doors strong enough to have kept some of them out. Shooters might reconsider if they actually had to face the parent's wrath.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    He's waiting for backup then they can all wait outside together.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Just tell him there's a dog in the school that needs to be shot.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I guess the dad never learned the Uvalde grip. That'll give him the confidence he needs!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Why would a cop not enter a school?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago*

    Because he has nothing to do until there are bodies to clean up

    Children have a right to carry guns right up to the point that they’re done killing their classmates.

    It’s the United States after all

    Didn’t you know that we’re all living in hell?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Because cops are ultimately cowards. They kill people in cold blood, but they only have that bravado because they know most people are never going to throw their lives away trying to stop them. Cops are not skilled marksman or particularly brave. They just operate in an environment where they can use force on people, but no one will ever use force back on them. This is why they act like such assholes. They'll escalate situations. They'll introduce violence to scenarios where none was previously present. They'll demonstrate extreme aggression...but only so long as they believe they're perfectly safe. How often do you hear about a cop beating someone, and a random uninvolved passerby just pulling out a gun and blowing their head off while they're in the act of brutalizing someone? It never happens. People aren't willing to throw their lives away to rescue others from police violence. So cops can victimize people with impunity.

    Except, once in awhile they run into someone that IS willing to throw their life away. A school shooter is clearly willing to shoot at cops. If you're willing to kill kids, you'll certainly be willing to kill a cop. When they actually face the chance of someone fighting back, they run like the cowards they are.

    Brave people don't become police officers. People looking to have power over others become police officers.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Hey now, that is only in Merica

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago