Well kiddo, back in the day when we wanted to watch a movie we would burn a DVD, and we don't want to burn the turkey because it's disrespectful to the bird - plus we try not to burn food in the kitchen

I wasn't prepared for my son to be my literal mini-me. The amount of items this kid has lost because his head is in the clouds all the time....

And the memories of my parents telling me to get my head out of the clouds comes rushing in every time lol

Oh so thats what slice of life meant

I broke my dads vcr when I was, like, five, cos I wanted to see what movie the Jam Sandwich played.

I fully realize I might sound like an ass here, but... do people really, genuinely still have DVD players? Or is it just a turn of phrase, like "dial a number" or "rewind a video"?

Different animals come in different formats.

Domesticated Turkeys have been around for a long time so they are all VHS, not dvd.

If you want to do this, you need to use a slice of one of the newer hybrid or genetically modified breeds like the Beefalo. They use the DVD format. Although some of the new breeds are on Blu-ray.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefalo

I think it would only show a slice of life.

I'll see myself out.

My cousin put a sandwich into my parents new VCR player as a kid. Sadly it broke the VCR player.

How hard is that to answer though? Just say, "yeah, that's be cool, we should try with ham and pita too!"

Note: this only works if you use a slice of fairy cake, not turkey.

I swear this happened with a human head in Wild Wild West (1999)

There is a game you can play when you’re older called Assassin’s Creed where your DNA contains all of the memories of your ancestors, so you really could see the life of your great great grandpa! Unfortunately, when the turkey died for us to eat him, his DNA broke down and now it can’t be used for memory viewing, so the DVD player won’t work. Do you want to find a book about DNA next time we’re at the library?