I love how the comments boil down to:

• Young [completely ordinary item], and
• Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

Young Pocket Sand

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

Young Chapstick

Young social anxiety

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

Young Herpes

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

Young D20

Young picture of my wife

Young existential dread.

Young Aspergers

Young asthma inhaler

Young Imposter Syndrome

Young Empty Wallet

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

Young Penis

wait.

Young crippling depression

Young Depression

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

Young Lactose Intolerance

Young Keys

Young flatulence

Young Childhood-Trauma

Young Mitochondria

Young cuts

Young Wallet

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

Young Athsma Inhaler

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts

Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

Young Ennui