I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

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[–] 34 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I told my wife if she hangs the TP with the dangler close to the wall spiders make nests there.

Problem solved.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Tie the ends together. Endless TP.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I still remember how the very first mod for Fallout 4 was fixing toilet paper placement

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Do you have a source on it being the very first? I'm seeing one that came out in March 2016 which certainly makes it early but far from being the very first one

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    No kidding. I have a plastic guard on the roll as well and my cats still manage to unroll the damn thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Can't you just keep the bathroom door closed?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    No peace. Only war fueled by annoyance.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Can we not have political posts on this sub? I come to this sub to get away from politics.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Bidet gang where you at?🚨🚨🚨

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Until an extremist sees progress and decides to piss on top of both.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The right way of doing it is the right way of doing it

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    alternative: stand the roll on its end on top of the sink next to the toilet

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I noticed its my cake day and I'm been holding this shit for years.

    You may need more rolls and possibly a plunger.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There will be constant border wars.

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  • We shouldnt tolerate such absurdity smh

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I do this with the dual TP holders at work. Someone will occasionally flip one around.

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    Compromise with heresy is obscene.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    I can't comprehend!

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    It's worse than both of them being the wing way

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