Mad about grown women twerking. But ignoring pedophiles

Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.), [asked officials] to look into the performance, which he called "pure smut" that he claimed was "illegal to be displayed on public airways."

Ogles? Are we being pranked?

He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:

Mark Alford (R-Mo.) said Tuesday that he and his Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives have already embarked on an investigation into the event.

Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.

Alford said. "The lyrics from what we've seen from Bad Bunny are very disturbing. And if it holds true — I don't speak fluent Spanish, okay, I know how to ask where the bathroom is

These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.

What a fucking waste of time and money

Good! We're FINALLY Getting to the Bottom of Rich Pedophiles RAPING AND TORTURING LITTLE GIRLS! people DANCING!

Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.

There's a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

House Republicans a week after the SuperBowl and stupid sexy bunny...

Didn't they have a safe space halftime show? What are they complaining about?

Let me just check my understanding... Pelvic thrusts are fine when they are done in to an underage girl, but not in to a tv camera at the Superbowl? That's what they're saying with this investigation?

But it's the PELVIC THRUST, that really drives them INSA-AY-AY-ANE!

What's to investigate? It was shown on TV!

I guess they've got spare time now that everyone in the Epstein-Trump files have been brought to justice for the child rape and Dow is over 50,000.

Ist this the same kind of shit the government pulled in the 1950's with Elvis' early performances? These evil people really do want to bring back the 1950's.

This kind of stupid: http://www.elvis-history-blog.com/elvis-sex.html

There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.

Let's do the time warp agaaaaaiiinnnn!

What a bunch of nerds.

Elvis Presley is laughing from his grave. All hail Elvis The Pelvis!

Bad Bunny just sitting over there, thinking «Ahora soy como Elvis»....

Government abducts people out of their homes

OMG I SAW SOMEBODY TWERKING, XALL THE MORAL ABD ETHICS POLICE!

It's Elvis the Pelvis panic all over again. Man the religious right is sure obsessed with crotches. I guess a few white conservative housewives got all tingly and squirmy and we can't have that!

Lovely.

Release the Epstein files, you pedophile protectors.

Today in "This isn't the Epstein Files!"

Probably offended that there weren't any underage girls or boys being "twerked, ground or thrusted" into.

God... They're a bunch of petty pussies.

Are Republicans going to make, "statutory, mandatory", then?

Is there a list of reps supporting this? I wanna make sure mine is on it before I harass him this week.

Most expected, least satirical title.

Selective outage at its finest.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/02/10/bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-congress-investigation/88612896007/

This story is mostly clickbait

A few Republican politicians are mad because he sang in Spanish. That's about it and I doubt anything will happen because of it.

Once again republicans are trying to make their weird hangups everybody else's problem instead of simply talking to a therapist.

"House Republicans a bunch of jealous cucks"

These are a lot of the same asshats that said the ACA wasn't consequential enough to debate

Snowflakes

Why I am thinking of a plot for a porn flick?

I...

What? Is this real fucking life? Have these Puritans really been here the entire time, I've just been unaware????