They're not his bodyguards. They're there to hold him back as long as they can while you run away. This is not to give you an chance to escape, but because he gets disappointed and sad if the hunt is over too soon.
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The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.
If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you're rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.
The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).
Another fun way I've seen this pic captioned is, "Jason Momoa's bodyguards look like minibosses you have to fight before you get to him."
Yeah, because size, looks and macho roles you've played suddenly count as fighting skills....
Momoa does Brazilian jiu-jitsu though.
He's a white belt, so still very much at the beginner phase. He'll also almost definitely be one of those celebs that only does privates and rarely spars.
He'll almost definitely have strength and size at his disposal, but in terms of fighting, we've already kinda established what would happen at UFC 1. A skilled bodyguard would (I really hope) have solid grappling knowledge, alongside striking.
Why would he risk injuries in a real fight when those could damage his career temporarily, though?
Never underestimate your opponent, especially a stranger in the public you've never met before.
I have a friend who is a retired military police officer. He is built like a tank, tall muscular and intimidating.
He's the one who taught me never to underestimate anyone. He man handled, beat and fought countless people. But he also admitted that he'd been beaten bruised and hospitalized by people shorter and weaker than him.
When you fight someone in public, you never know who you're dealing with .... he could be an untrained jerk like you and me .... or they could be a 150 lb MMA fighter and highly trained martial artist with expert training.
Or the person you're fighting could have a knife, a pencil, a screwdriver, a piece of glass or their friend or friends you didn't see or believed wouldn't interfere all jump you and beat you to a pulp.
Wise men know that getting into a fist fight is almost always a bad idea
They probably shoot better than he does, they 100% have guns.
Fair point, but I prefer this theory
If he’s anything like me he’s a total teddy bear who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Big guys lean that way.
I'm still not over his rôle in stagate atlantis lol
But why doesn't the biggest one just simply eat the smaller ones?
He should wear them in a plate carrier
Literal meat shields.
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