Do it, pussy. We're not buying your shit anyway. The USA can go fuck itself.

Oh yeah make your people pay for your stupidity

He's already threatening to escalate to a kinetic war and then returns to threaten a trade war which he already started.

Is that supposed to be the master negotiator?

Repeal the DMCA clone laws in every country.

That's what will actually hit the fuckers bankrolling this guy.

Bring it. He'll tariff us anyways for being rude to his ambassador or some shit anyway.

Fuck Hoekstra and fuck Trump.

The only reason Trump is doing this is to get the USA out of NATO for Putin. The reason he works for Putin is because Putin has some very compromising pictures and videos of Trump, involving children and possibly pee

Rest of the world, please remove your DMCA-like laws.

https://pluralistic.net/2026/01/01/39c3/#the-new-coalition

"If you don't do what I want, I'll destroy my own economy!"

No one can escape punishment from a mentally deranged felon. He even murdered his closest friend over some files, so take that as you will.

This motherfucker has lost his fucking mind. He is so desperate to distract from the Epstein files that he is trying to start WW3.

PLS TARRIF US, I DONT WANT US PRODUCTS ANYWAY

Okay, do it, because I vehemently stand with Greenland. 

This is a position that I’m willing to go through a lot of pain and consequence to support. 

Greenland is all of us, and if Greenland falls we all are fucked. 

Quiet, Piggy!

you CANNOT punish a country with tariffs. You punish the USA citizins with that. Idiot.

Trump is threatening tarrifs. Must be a day that ends with a Y.

Yeah I'm sure they're really worried.

Imagine how screwed we'd all be if he had a whole IQ point.

God I hate what my country has become. No country is perfect or will ever be, but I can no longer say I'm proud to be an American. Fucking sad.

Oh man I've been waiting for us to have an excuse to tariff them. For one thing, we need to get Canadians to stop buying anything from the US, there are too many Canadians that don't seem to learn... At least with tariffs in place, the die-hard MAGA Canadians that insist on buying America will fund our economic development.

Also we get to put the squeeze on the US. I say we start with potash, or maybe hydro. Hit the essentials first.

After all, we should just assume he's going to tariff us no matter what we do. He'll use China as an excuse, he'll use the F35s as leverage, no matter what we do he'll renege on it, the same way he did on his own CUSMA. Just do what we need to do and lie to him, pretend we're doing everything we can, buy time and keep diversifying. Buy the Gripens, negotiate the deal in secret if needed so you don't need to announce it until the last minute. At this point don't commit to anything with the US. Delay, delay, delay.

Yeah whatever Shitler, you have a trade surplus with us you morons. Go to town carbuncle.

He means punish us, right? Because that's how fucking tariffs work you orange fascist dickhead.

Oh, FFS. That shit punishes US.

Who would have thought that giving a fascist an inch would make him demand a foot?

Those countries also have the option of imposing retaliatory tariffs and/or dumping US Treasuries.

Fuck you, orange looser. I really hope someone snipes you.

Pedolf Diddler, where are the rest of the fucking Epstein files?!?

If one of you mention anything negative about us taking Greenland, I will tax my population more and severely disrupt their ability to purchase goods they need while you will be forced to find new partners. It will be very inconvenient for you. You will probably lose any trust you have in us and might not risk trading with us for a very long time.

Checkmate radical leftists. This is the art of the deal.

Oh... also. Please keep buying bonds and don't you dare trade with China.

Make America North Korea