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She asked Elon questions he didn't like in an interview.

You mean to tell me you're still cutting the tips of your genitals off?

Wonder when they'll admit that AI existing at all makes students much, much worse off?

See, it's fair, because we can also buy our privacy if we pay that much.

It's pretty normal for a generation to think the next generation is the worst ever, but I wonder if this is the first time a generation has ever thought a previous generation is the worst ever.

Sure. Do those things.

But also take care of your body.

Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don't want to get scalp nail in your eyes.

I've never actually read the Odyssey, but I'm going to assume General Pig is an original character made explicitly and exclusively for Rob Schneider.

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We're reaching metas that shouldn't even be possible!

Checks out, since Guantanamo Bay is for people who can't be charged with anything.