▲ 521 ▼ Life would be different (media.piefed.zip) submitted 2 days ago by linsenchip@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 59 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 101 points 2 days ago (8 children) Also, what if it wasn't clipped short. Instead, you could grow it out a little to have a built in baseball cap permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 child) Extreme convenience. How cursed our biology is to have robbed us of this functionality permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago On the other hand, we've also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 child) But which way would it grow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 45 points 2 days ago* permalink fedilink source parent [–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 child) You hit the nail on the head. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago Our largest predator would be a hammerhead shark. permalink fedilink source parent [–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 child) And you could like carve it into cool shapes or harden it into a head spike for killing rich people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago I like where you're going with this. permalink fedilink source parent [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 child) You just sold me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago Woah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don't want to get scalp nail in your eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 1 point 1 day ago True, nobody likes it when they get scalp nail in their eyes. Lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children) People probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 child) Would you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago Giant, gotta get shit done. Lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago like piercings or something, kind of? permalink fedilink source parent [–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yay. no sun in my eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Painting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) Sharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Yes, definitely something one -could- do... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 child) Extreme convenience. How cursed our biology is to have robbed us of this functionality permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago On the other hand, we've also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] T156@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago On the other hand, we've also never had to deal with an ingrown headnail, so small mercies. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 child) But which way would it grow? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 45 points 2 days ago* permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 child) You hit the nail on the head. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago Our largest predator would be a hammerhead shark. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago Our largest predator would be a hammerhead shark. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 child) And you could like carve it into cool shapes or harden it into a head spike for killing rich people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago I like where you're going with this. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago I like where you're going with this. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 child) You just sold me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago Woah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago Woah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don't want to get scalp nail in your eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 1 point 1 day ago True, nobody likes it when they get scalp nail in their eyes. Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 1 point 1 day ago True, nobody likes it when they get scalp nail in their eyes. Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children) People probably would attach ornaments to the grown head nail. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 child) Would you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago Giant, gotta get shit done. Lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago like piercings or something, kind of? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 child) Would you use a giant nail-polish brush or use the little ones to do elaborate artwork? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago Giant, gotta get shit done. Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago Giant, gotta get shit done. Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago like piercings or something, kind of? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 child) Yay. no sun in my eyes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Painting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) Sharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Yes, definitely something one -could- do... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 child) Painting it would be an option too. Or sharpening it. The possibilities are endless!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) Sharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Yes, definitely something one -could- do... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) Sharpening it so you can headbutt someone else in a human mating ritual lol . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Yes, definitely something one -could- do... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] viral.vegabond@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago Yes, definitely something one -could- do... permalink fedilink source parent
