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[–] 89 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Bees are venomous not poisonous.

Where's my golden star?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Bees are only venomous if they sting you.

    But if you are eating delicious bee snacks out of a stolen purse, you'd need them to be poisoned to hurt the thief.

    edit I just realized Zulu made the same comment I did, like 2 hours earlier. Fuck, now I look like a copy and paste bot.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Would the bees be poisonous if one ingested a purse full of bees full of sting venom?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that's venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home. I wouldn't eat the purse though.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    How do you know for certain that the bee isn't coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can't assume, you know what they say about assumptions?

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    Just don't get the purses mixed up

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I'll just keep a cardboard box on the back seat with a big H on it

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What if the thief has a beekeeping hobby? You'd be playing right into their hands.

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    Nooooo! Don't make all those bees angry and lock them up. Bees need to be happy. Let them roam freely.

    Use wasps instead, those fuckers can rot in hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    That's why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    He's a poet and he doesn't know it.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    If you did this your window would still be broken when you come back and your car would he filled with poisonous Bees, funny AF but still won't save your car.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Okay so I filled a purse with bees like this sign said and now I can’t get back into my car. They’ve been swarming this whole time and I’m too scared to open the door.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Beter use wasps, they can sting multiple times

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Can't tell if this is photoshopped or not..

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    That escalated quickly

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