▲ 576 ▼ Bees (discuss.online) submitted 6 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 37 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 89 points 6 months ago (8 children) Bees are venomous not poisonous. Where's my golden star? permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 months ago (1 child) It says what it says permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zulu@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago True. Everyone knows car thiefs enjoy a nice bee snack. Venemous bees arent good enough, they need to be poisonous too now. We really are ignoring geneva conventions these days. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children) Bees are only venomous if they sting you. But if you are eating delicious bee snacks out of a stolen purse, you'd need them to be poisoned to hurt the thief. edit I just realized Zulu made the same comment I did, like 2 hours earlier. Fuck, now I look like a copy and paste bot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago I showed up here to make this joke too,haha permalink fedilink source parent [–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Username checks out? 😉 permalink fedilink source parent [–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (2 children) Would the bees be poisonous if one ingested a purse full of bees full of sting venom? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) if you bite it and you die then its poisonous if it bites you and you die then its venomous so yeah i suppose it would permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago You don't have to die for it to be either. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that's venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home. I wouldn't eat the purse though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can eat bees til the cows come As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it's not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent [–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) Then you are using the wrong Bee's not our fault you don't have degree in Bio-engineering. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 6 months ago You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to know bees aren't poisonous, they're venomous permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Eh I have not tried lately, idk permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 point 6 months ago How do you know for certain that the bee isn't coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can't assume, you know what they say about assumptions? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ach@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago You don't actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 months ago (1 child) It says what it says permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zulu@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago True. Everyone knows car thiefs enjoy a nice bee snack. Venemous bees arent good enough, they need to be poisonous too now. We really are ignoring geneva conventions these days. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago True. Everyone knows car thiefs enjoy a nice bee snack. Venemous bees arent good enough, they need to be poisonous too now. We really are ignoring geneva conventions these days. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children) Bees are only venomous if they sting you. But if you are eating delicious bee snacks out of a stolen purse, you'd need them to be poisoned to hurt the thief. edit I just realized Zulu made the same comment I did, like 2 hours earlier. Fuck, now I look like a copy and paste bot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago I showed up here to make this joke too,haha permalink fedilink source parent [–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Username checks out? 😉 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago I showed up here to make this joke too,haha permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Username checks out? 😉 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (2 children) Would the bees be poisonous if one ingested a purse full of bees full of sting venom? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) if you bite it and you die then its poisonous if it bites you and you die then its venomous so yeah i suppose it would permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago You don't have to die for it to be either. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that's venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home. I wouldn't eat the purse though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can eat bees til the cows come As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it's not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) if you bite it and you die then its poisonous if it bites you and you die then its venomous so yeah i suppose it would permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago You don't have to die for it to be either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago You don't have to die for it to be either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that's venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home. I wouldn't eat the purse though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can eat bees til the cows come As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it's not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) You can eat bees til the cows come As far as ways to pass the time while waiting for livestock goes, it's not the MOST conventional, but I guess we all need at least one hobby 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 child) Then you are using the wrong Bee's not our fault you don't have degree in Bio-engineering. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 6 months ago You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to know bees aren't poisonous, they're venomous permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 6 months ago You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to know bees aren't poisonous, they're venomous permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Eh I have not tried lately, idk permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 point 6 months ago How do you know for certain that the bee isn't coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can't assume, you know what they say about assumptions? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ach@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago You don't actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them. permalink fedilink source parent