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[–] 76 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

The intro they speak of is the phrase “War. War never changes”. That article could have been a single paragraph.

His turns in Fallout are especially interesting because they're his most iconic videogame work, and yet it's only four simple words: "War. War never changes." The intro to each Fallout game spins off differently from there, but those four words are an essential pillar of the series, every bit as thematically foundational as power armor or Nuka Cola.

I’m so jaded these days I can see a writer doing a few paragraphs, and asking an LLM to fluff it up.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I mean, he says more than just the single phrase.

    He narrates the entire intro and outro, all of its possible variants, various lines for ways you can die, etc, for the original Fallout.

    Here's the actual whole intro:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=VvRW46pyKCY

    (Pearlman's part starts at about 1:35)

    War. War never changes.

    The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.

    Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.

    Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.

    But war never changes.

    In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: petroleum and uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.

    In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

    A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.

    Life in the Vault is about to change.

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    [–] 56 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    "I'm not a gamer," Perlman says in the interview. "I wouldn't know how to put a game—I wouldn't know which game goes into which piece of hardware. I've never played any of the games. The whole Fallout thing is a mystery to me."

    Ya, not everyone is going to be into video games. For someone who just does some voice work, that seems pretty reasonable.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    This was my same feeling when someone posted a similar quote by Goggins. I fucking love fallout, and everything fromsoft, but those aren't for all gamers, and games aren't for everyone.

    Let people live their lives how they want.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Hell, I'm not even into all of the games. Fallout shelter specifically. But I've also never played factions, brotherhood of steel, 1, 2 or 76. I used to build cranes for a living, but I'm not some crane enthusiast, nor do I have a license to use one.

    It's weird these actors keep getting asked those questions. It's like the interviewers are even more oblivious than the super fans. No, Natalie Portman isn't some huge fan of thor. But she is a fan of being housed and eating tiny amounts of food.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    its why the show is so cool now my dad whose never played fallout can enjoy fallout with me

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    While the show absolutely hits it out the park as far as nailing the feel of it, the immersion will not be complete for me until there is one absolutely insane interaction. Like running into some nightkin that lost their stealthboys, or a tree asking you for a sex therapist.

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    [–] 49 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You didn't say the 4 words, though.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Then, according to this article, you have $40 and a sandwich. We did it.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman I am Ron Perlman.

    There, now I can afford 2 or 3 bags of groceries

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I want $40 and a sandwich

    Only after the last tree has been cut down / Only after the last river has been poisoned / Only after the last fish has been caught / Then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

    I don't recommend $40 in a sandwich.

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    [–] 33 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    ... Is it really that confusing that an actor / voice actor can just be like, good at their job, and not be super involved in other things related to doing that job?

    Like uh, every mocap actor ever. For every game with advanced animations. Every professional martial artist, dancer, stunt actor, gymnast, etc.

    ... Who would think they are necessarily all super duper into video games?

    How about people who get face scanned or body scanned? Or people who compose music that goes into games, or sing, or perform the music?

    ... why would they all be super duper video game dorks?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    fans can't understand that something so pivot to their life was so trivial to someone else.

    i feel this way about sports. i just don't care, i might pay attention if my local team is in the playoffs. most sports fans thing i'm an asshole and take personal offense to my lack of interest in sports.

    it was especially bad in my working class home down where sports was basically a religion, so much so teachers would require you to go to sports games to get credit for class. it was absurd.

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    [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Ron Perlman is a gift, even if he isn't a gamer 🙏

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    There quiet of few of his movies that I enjoy even ones that are considered not very good b-movies.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Have never thought of to see a movie for him but he's always done great work from what I recall, usually acts quite proficient and such. Plus no real bad quotes or scandals so always thought he was pretty good for that too. Unless I missed something which happens.

    Think the only random movie I saw him in was Lost City of Children, but it's been almost 30 years now so can't even recall what it was about. Just my roommate at the time enjoyed it so we watched it once or twice. I should watch it again.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Article does not specify what kind of sandwich. Disappointed.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I didn't realise Pearlman voiced the intro.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    I didn’t realise Pearlman voiced the intro.

    According to the video, neither did Perlman:

    A year and a half later, I get a call, 'Hey, you remember Fallout?' No.

    I'm pretty sure that he did more than just the into, though. There's a bunch of narration in, for example, the Fallout: New Vegas ending covering what happens to all the characters and factions depending upon the decisions you made, and I'm pretty sure that that's the same narrator.

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    https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Ron_Perlman

    Perlman narrated the following cutscenes in the Fallout games listed below. The intro narration in each of these games starts with the iconic line, "War. War never changes." He did not narrate Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel or Fallout 4, though he did voice a prominent character (the television newscaster) in Fallout 4's prologue and appeared in its first trailer.

    • Fallout intro
    • Death messages
    • Fallout endings
    • Fallout 2 intro
    • Fallout 2 endings
    • Fallout Tactics intro
    • Fallout Tactics chapter endings
    • Fallout Tactics endings
    • Fallout 3 intro
    • Fallout 3 endings
    • Fallout: New Vegas intro
    • Fallout: New Vegas endings
    • Fallout 76 intro
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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Not all the end game New Vegas lines are Perlman, he does the ones pertaining to the Courier, but prominent characters in certain factions/towns do the VO for a lot of the end game slides depending on your actions.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Hey I was gonna make that list but you already did.

    Yeah, Pearlman did more than just the one line, he's been a recurring staple of the series, as its narrator, has said a whole lot more than just 'War never changes.'

    I guess this is an almost totally random tangent, but:

    Leonard Nimoy voiced... I think every spoken line in Civilization 4.

    So yeah, when you're playing Civ 4, Spock is narrating it to you, all the tooltips, tech discovery blurbs, etc.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    What kind of sandwich?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Walton Goggins, who plays “the Ghoul” on the show, also said he was “not interested” in playing the game. Thought it would fuck up his method or whatever. I personally think these guys don’t know what they’re missing. It just seems like the adult thing to them to say pshaw to a video game. If they were in a movie that was based on a book, I bet they wouldn’t brag about how they’re “not interested” in reading it.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I actually respect Walton's perspective more, he has an idea of what the Ghoul is and he got there from watching westerns while in the makeup chair. If he played the game I think he would be sorely disappointed.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Lots of people don't play video games. Just like lots of people don't consume mass media. People can do what they like with their time, and that's just fine. I enjoy video games and reading books, others would rather spend time playing sports, skiing down mountains, learning to fly, whatever the fudge they want. I would rather play retro games than most new games too. That's what I like, but everyone should do the things they like, until it starts fucking with other people's shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I don't really appreciate the anti-literate posturing of this cast. Imagine the cast of Lord of the Rings saying they don't feel the need to engage with the text. Just rich people doing anti-intellectualism to my eyes.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    If the fans are happy then they are happy, they dont base success of their job on similarity to the video game.

    If you want examples of actors who cared we have both the Halo and Witcher series. While its noble that both leads did everything they could to prevent the show runners from dragging both shows into the ground, neither were successful.

    Perhaps if the Fallout series was poorly received, they would consider playing the games so they could attempt to help fix the show.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    Tuna, on white, no crust, and a side of $8,000

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    thanks for your service

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago
    [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    ...What kind of sandwich?

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