I think if I personally explained to him why it is a bad idea, he wouldn't do it. First I was going to write, but I know he doesn't read! Then I thought I'd write my representatives, but as an Ohioan, I know my representative has no rizz nor pull. So I thought, I know, I will go on Fox News! But then I remembered that as an Ohioan, I have no rizz, and they would just cast me as the dunce-of-the-hour like Dennis Kucinich.

Anyway if any of you know him or know how to reach him, here is the distilled argument: "You could just sell CENTCOM, but NOT IF IT 'SPLODES."

Please let me know, I have a lot of friends who are Navy / Space Force / Army.

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like so many of dat boi before him, but i still can't believe he's gone

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