*More than one message*

Me: What did I do..?

1/3 people riffing on the joke.

1/3 people taking the joke seriously and losing their shit because I was "wrong."

1/3 people who are illiterate, didn't get the joke because they couldn't comprehend what they were reading and losing their shit for absolutely insane reasons.

Unless I preface it with "Seriously, tho" I ain't being serious 'bout shit.

3 replies? Someone's popular.

Don't read/clear your replies and you too can achieve this glory:

Nicole, is that you?

My reaction to seeing new message notification on Lemmy: "Oh God, who did I piss off and which comment was it?"

I treat my inbox here like my email inbox (I have 548 'unread' notifications).

Made you look :)

Hi

I’ve been having a hard time reaching you. The bodies are going to work their way out of the soil. With all the rain and the construction, they’re finding their way topside soon. You still live near enough to find your way there without drawing any attention, right? We’ll piecemeal the disposal between the two of us. Don’t disappear again.

Pov: it's a reply yelling at you for something.

I get excited because lemmy has actually the coolest people on earth.

Also voyager?

Oh fuck. Another angry response to my shitposting. I can’t wait to see who I offended today!

Only to realize it is just some tankie using 3 seperate accounts to underline their utterly deranged and irrational argument against you.

Hey

"Bring the crazy."

(1)

Oooh, someone’s disagreeing with me or using some argument fallacy to make themselves more right.

I often get an "ugh, not dealing with that rn" reaction. Reddit let you mute notifications for replies on a per-comment basis, which sometimes was really nice. Especially useful when dozens of people decide to reply to one comment of yours with similar comments, or when it's just more useful to open the entire thread in another tab.