My mutated genitals are now inside my amphibian reptilian cloaca!

PARTAAAAAAAAAY!

Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻

Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.

That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.

I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.

Edit: punctuation

Booking a flight as we speak.

First published in 1984.

The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.

I get the joke, but they're still drawings/not real.