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[–] 62 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from... Cloaca.

"The more you know"🌠

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Totally Tubular!
    Turtle Power!

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Tortoises have obscenely large genitals

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.

    Edit: punctuation

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