This has been done too much, I'd like to see a campaign to ban sodium chloride instead.

They forgot to add that it has the highest pH rating of any known acid.

100% of people consuming it have died. Eventually. That stuff is dangerous!

The author of the petition is really looking out for others by not using the unlucky number in the list and taking care of souls for centuries even after their body's gone

by signing this petition, the undersigned agrees and acknowledges that the creator of this petition has legal ownership of my soul for the remainder of my natural life plus 1000 years.

Everyone knows dihydrogen monoxide is water, they’re not going to ban it. What we need to ban is hydric acid, that’s the most dangerous chemical in the world.

Most drowning victims lost their lifes in this stuff! It's dangerous at fuck.

Also one hydrogen is already volatile, just imagine what two of them do!

I signed this years ago. It still hasn’t been banned???

Finally someone is thinking about our children

Ever since high school chemistry, I've wondered if it would be more correct to refer to it as hydrogen hydroxide. Yes? No?

Links gone :/

Dihydrohen monoxide gave me dihydrohen monoxide tainted pee and my girlfriend died when she drank my pee.