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[–] 97 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

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  • [+] 60 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

    Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 
    
    Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 
    
    Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
    

    WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

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  • [–] 53 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

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    [–] 43 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Beans.

    It'll be fucking beans.

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    .world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    What's your toilet paper situation like?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it's hard trying to find paper after the incident.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24Β°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

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    Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

    In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

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    [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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    Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫑 Farewell, old friend.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    β€œMetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: β€˜if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

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    [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago*

    β€œDemocratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

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    [–] 5 points 8 months ago*

    It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.

    And owls. Still owls.

    FBI? No, I am not opening up.

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