They've figured me out

Why?

Try phyphox https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.rwth_aachen.phyphox

I see nothing wrong about this. Carry on.

I laughed way to hard at this

I feel for you and being on the position to have to make this decision. It's a rough time but you'll get through it and the universe will fill that void in due time.

Not a lady and have no hold ups, but if you want your whites to maintain that crispy, clean brightness, you should try Mrs. Stewart's Liquid Bluing. That shit's magic.

Beans.

It'll be fucking beans.

This is some Ferrari clown show BS

Unlikely

I give it, say 2 weeks, until the bi-frog meme barrage

Hey Steel, game textures look very impressive. Especially for a single Dev game. I'll add it to the list. Look forward to giving it a play.