It's just a lot of copies of the same information. Not very efficient.

That's why I always call it a packet storm. "Girl, I'm about to DDOS that booty."

This calculation is off by an order of magnitude.

The human genome has about 3.1 billion base pairs. Each sperm has half of that. Ignoring epigenetics, each base pair has four options (A/T/C/G), so it can be represented by two bits each.

All told, that's 3.1 gigabits = 388 megabytes per gamete.

If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right

Here's a 75mb joke:

There were 2 sperm, swimming along.

One says to the other one:

"We've been swimming for ages. How long until the egg yet?"

The other replies:

"The egg!? Oh. It's not for miles yet. We've only just passed the tonsils."

Edit:

This calculation is off by an order of magnitude.

The human genome has about 3.1 billion base pairs. Each sperm has half of that. Ignoring epigenetics, each base pair has four options (A/T/C/G), so it can be represented by two bits each.

All told, that’s 3.1 gigabits = 388 megabytes per gamete.

Oh, in that case then, I guess that's a 776mb joke.

Down load.

This is why a big...hard...drive is important.

Crazy to imagine that some Tylenol can corrupt so much data.

How do they calculate that?

Trump enters the chat

So if I jerk off, I could use that to store porn, thus making me jerk off more, thus providing more porn storage…

Wouldn't quaternary storage need a different naming scheme?

Pff I'd be happy to reach a megabit at my age.

Wow, I didn't know I was better than a pigeon at transmitting information across long distances.

I'm here for your large data transfer needs, business fellows!

Not that much information, but a lot of redundancy. Every sperm carries the same X or Y-Chromosome. So every sperm contains the same information as half of the other sperm. Or did I miss something?