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[–] 243 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The guy who voted for not extending healthcare subsidies to the most desperate Americans?

Hope it hurt.

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  • [–] 153 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    It would be of great scientific value if we could study how Fetterman shifts further rightward with incremental increases in brain damage.

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  • [–] 113 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Had a friend that got blasted with a glass beer bottle. Brian damage and long stay in the hospital but he lived.

    When he came back, he was 100% a different person. Abandoned his family, started talking to overseas women, gambling, and many other self destructive activities.

    Before? Dude was a stand up guy. Worked hard and was a great family man. Sad that Fettermen basically suffered the same fate, but he needs to go.

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  • [–] 59 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I do find it somewhat funny that after suffering severe brain damage, Republican ideals became appealing to him. It says a lot about the rest of the group.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Like, smashed over the head with a beer bottle? Holy fuck. They really should not have started such a cliché for that in bar fights in movies, I feel like some people think it'll break like the movies and you'll just "hurt the guy a little" not fucking kill them, or give them permanent brain damage.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    I remember a guy that always did stupid shit when he was drunk. One of his "party tricks" was to bite off pieces of beer glasses. One night he emptied a bottle of beer and just smashed it over his head, probably expecting it to shatter. It made a pretty anti climactic bonk sound and it knocked him out cold, hitting a barstool on the way down.

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    [–] 69 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe he’ll wake up as a democrat this time

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  • [–] 64 points 9 months ago

    Have the day you voted for ✨

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  • [–] 63 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Nonfatal? ...fucker is just one disappointment after another.

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  • [–] 57 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    good thing he had good affordable healthcare, unlike everyone in the USA whom he fucked over

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago (7 children)
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    [–] 45 points 9 months ago

    I want my vote back dickhead.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago

    He'll get real healthcare though, unlike many of his constituents.

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  • [–] 36 points 9 months ago

    Maybe it’ll jog his brain away from being a conservative cuck

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Didn't know that you could fall over guilt.

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    [–] 30 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Hard to care about him. He gets one close call with death and becomes a worse person. Whereas most people who experience something like that become a better person.

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    [–] 27 points 9 months ago

    hopefully, he falls into a fucking grave soon

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago

    I still can't get over how much brain damage turns someone conservative.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago

    Stair Kun take my energy

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago

    At least he doesn't have to worry about his healthcare premiums

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    He already voted to reopen the government while supporting a plan to fuck over the average citizen. Why should we care about this fascist fuck?

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    [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Retire bitch

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    oh no. anyway..

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Get fucked nazi loser

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's the devil just trying to get him back early

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    [+] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
    [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    I hope the pavement is okay.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Fetterman was always a piece of shit.

    So, what's everyone having for dinner?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Should have happened a week ago

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