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[–] 97 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who count in binary, and those who dont

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  • [–] 66 points 8 months ago

    that's six by my count

    0 ✊

    1 👍

    2 ☝️

    3 👆

    4 🖕

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    Binary on fingers really comes into its own when you need to order 1023 beers over heavy background noise. Except when there's a mix-up and you end up with -1 beer.

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    [+] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Pretty sure he's ordering 6 in this image.

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a beer?"

    "I don't know"

    "I don't know"

    "Yes"

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    [–] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It looks like the way to ask for 2 beers would be quite offensive.

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    [–] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    But he just ordered 6. Rookie mistake.

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    [–] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    That is actually 5, in Latin.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Glad he picked up another friend. Ordering only two was getting him into a lot of trouble.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Huh, why? Only four would be a Problem. Even worse, 132.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Never ask for 2 beers though.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    This could have ended up very badly if were only two beers.

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    So binary is French? That's legit 3 in French

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    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    He should be sticking out his thumb and index finger. With the index and middle finger up he's showing 6.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    It almost works better without the quote

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Perhaps the bartender is offended since the programmer is giving them the V sign?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    There’s a beer in Australia called XXXX.

    The joke is it’s for those who can’t spell BEER, but it’s also for those who can’t count, because if they could, it’d be XL.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Didn't realize Tommy Lee Jones was bartending these days

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