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[–] 136 points 9 months ago (5 children)

This might be the most stereotypically American thing I've ever seen

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Not going to lie, I call this the "fuck we're out of bread" when she says she wants a hot dog. I don't care for hot dogs much, but I just leave them in the freezer door and they last.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    I mean, you're not wrong.

    I grew up poor, in the US, mom had 0 cooking skill, mac and cheese and sliced hot dogs was pretty common.

    I can try to spin that positively as 'at leasr I have more experience being broke than most people who are new to being broke', lol.

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    [–] 78 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    ...y'all didn't grow up eating kraft mac n hot dogs cut up in it?

    o.o

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  • [–] 65 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Sorry, but this is like one of the many litmus tests for people who think they grew up in the middle class and then actually find out they grew up poorer than they initially thought.

    Another good one was having canned mixed vegetables more than a couple times a week.

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  • [–] 43 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    You're overlooking an important detail - kids love that cheap, shitty food. It was also quick and easy to make, so their tired, overworked parents were easily persuaded to make it.

    Naturally there's a line where it becomes too much, but even rich kids love hot dogs and Mac & cheese.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It could still be very much middle class. Parents make it out of nostalgia from when they were kids, instead of making it out of necessity.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    My grandma used to make depression era meals for my dad (they were also poor), my dad made them for me (not as poor then solidly middle income), and I would love to eat them for nostalgia reasons. Can't because of gluten, but I've been trying out various gluten free bread recipes to see if I can get something that works.

    A reeeeeaaallly long way of agreeing and saying yeah, nostalgia plays a role.

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    [–] 67 points 9 months ago* (32 children)

    Wtf are you guys eating over there.... Jesus christ, I wonder why Americans seem so crazy. Artificial food, artificial media, Artificial work culture...

    And two weeks vacation, maybe, on a full year of work... What? And still no money in the wallet at the end of the day?

    I watched a video last night about an American guy that was just losing it, and rightly so:

    https://youtu.be/awKjusa-JFQ

    Watch five minutes of that and be happy if you are European, I guess.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Two weeks? If you're middle to upper middle class, sure. If you're lower middle to lower class, you'll get a week, if anything at all, unpaid. Sick? Unpaid. Spouse died? Unpaid. What, give people welfare? Not on my tax dollar, that's communism!

    The US stopped being the land of opportunity two generations ago, and only now people are starting to realize.

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    [–] 48 points 9 months ago*

    Protip: Hamburger Helper has always been the most expensive way to do this. Buy raw macaroni and one of those seasoning spice packs (e.g. taco mix) if you're not good with measuring seasoning or have none at home. Take a photo of the Hamburger Helper directions (on the box) with your phone if you need something to go by.

    There are probably tons of such recipes online too.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    What in gods name even is this product?

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Pasta and seasoning. And cheese I guess. Intended to me mixed with ground beef in order to stretch it into more meals. It's not awful, just poor people food.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    You mean pasta surrogate and cheese surrogate.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (12 children)

    The pasta is real, the seasoning is real, the cheese basically is not real.

    For example, regular Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper contains trace amounts of blue cheese, which is absent from the Deluxe Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper. The “Deluxe” product also contains parmesan cheese, palm oil, and lactic acid. These can all impact the texture and taste of the dish.

    In an email to the Daily Dot, an Eagle Foods representative wrote the following: “The difference between the Double Cheeseburger Mac and the Cheeseburger Mac products are that, for the Double Cheeseburger, the ingredient ratios are slightly different and there is double the amount of cheese powder in the seasoning packet.

    https://www.dailydot.com/news/regular-deluxe-cheeseburger-hamburger-helper/

    Its only 'real cheese' if you consider a dehydrated powder that you have to add butter or milk / water to, and then prepare with heat as a 'cheese flavored sauce' to be 'real cheese'.

    Yep, the tiny trace amounts of '100% Real Cheese!' it contains are indeed tiny denydrated crumblets of real cheese... but I am fairly sure that by that metric, Cheetos are also 'real cheese'.

    For most Americans under the age of 40, the idea of making an actual cheese sauce out of... an actual block of actual dairy cheese from their refrigerator... that is literally a foreign concept, nobody has time to be that fancy, or even knows that is a thing you can do.

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    [–] [S] 38 points 9 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Cheaper if you grind up your nearest billionaire and share with your community

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    [–] 28 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    The comments are teaching me I grew up poor and still eat poor.

    I mean I knew the second part. But those damn canned mixed veggies were disgusting.

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    [–] 28 points 9 months ago

    This is FAKE NEWS because Trump said the Economy is doing GREAT!

    -Free Thinking TM Republicans!

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Sorry, I'm European, could someone explain what Hamburger Helper actually is?? I've heard the brand name before and assumed it was just some kind of seasoning powder for making hamburgers, but this image looks more like it's more like powdered sauce base for a whole range of random meals?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    it’s the kit to make the meal in the front, just need to add the hamburger… or hot dogs…

    but yea it has the seasonings, maybe emulsifiers, the macaroni, and instructions, and that’s it

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    [–] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    You're not quite there yet. It still says 'real cheese'.

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    [–] 18 points 9 months ago (6 children)
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    [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    This is my easy hamburger helper recipe in case people want real food. I skip the box and throw paprika and onion and garlic powders on my ground beef, brown it. Add ziti noodles, or anything I have, add beef stock and water. Let the pasta become tender, abt 7-8 mins. And throw in a huge glob a sour cream and mix it in. Salt as needed, skip the sodium spike

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    How soon till it says roadkill?

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    [–] 16 points 9 months ago*

    Don't use Hamburger Helper, switch to the store brand Lasgana Skillet Meal. It will taste much better. The people who make Hamburger Helper have seriously cheaped out on their ingredients in the last several years, speaking as a childhood fan.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    Meat!? In this economy?

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    American food makes British food look yummy.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Great Depression? Shit I was serving that shit with hot dogs in the 90s.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does just fine by itself, huh?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Last time I checked ground beef was $6 a pound. It is now a luxury I no longer buy.

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    [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Bold of you to assume you'll still be about to afford hot dogs.

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