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[–] 61 points 2 years ago (1 child)

When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel, that's a moray!

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, thats a Moray!

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If it lurks on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    When you've viewed all the smut...but what just went up her butt? That's a moray!

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So that's what inspired Giger's Alien mouth-in-mouth horror then? Yikes.

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    when the moon hits your knees
    and you mispronounce trees
    sycamore

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    When evolution needed an immediate hot fix for the eel to swallow

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why have teet at the front then?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    This game really messed up having no separation between power and air. You could get smashed out by goombas on land then just have a little dip to recharge. Part of the charm I suppose, I love that game.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago
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    My name is jawn daker

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's not going to give a good blowjob.

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