I will never understand why pineapple on pizza is the one salty/sweet combo most people just can't abide.
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I know it's a joke, but just let people enjoy things, you know?
Sweet with salty is hardly an anomaly in the culinary world. Salted caramel anyone? Ham glazed with honey anyone? Basalmic glaze over tomatoes anyone?
I've never understood why people get so worked up over this combo. It's totally rational and, for many, subjectively delicious (which is, like you say, all that matters).
No one freaks out when people order food with cilantro even though it literally tastes like soap to some people. They just say "cilantro is not for me, tastes like soap" and get back to their burger or whatever.
I love pineapple on pizza.
Eating crust first is a war crime.
Eating crust first is a war crime.
To me it's like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you're left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.
E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.
If you are just force feeding yourself the crust, maybe not eating the crust would be a better choice since it is just carbs at that point.
I agree, if you are. Never said anything about force feeding though.
A good dough is just good bread, but anyone who has ever eaten bread will know it'll dry and get hard if it sits out in the open for long enough. And even then, it can make for good breadsticks for sauce or soup or whatever if it's a good dough. Like I said, it all boils down to how good the dough/crust is. I don't really eat shitty pizza with shitty dough though so I don't really have the problem of "force feeding" the crusts. The dough, along with the tomato sauce is one of the most important parts of a good pizza IMO.
My SO puts ketchup on pizza

... There's fucking tomato sauce not even a 16th of an inch below the ketchup. WTF is wrong with them?
People, ffs, live and let live
Especially since the origin of pizza is βletβs just use up what is left in the fridge cuz weβre brokeβ. itβs the elitist gate keeping asshole who deserves all the shame in this scenario
Back or front, I've heard of... But eating a pizza from the side!? Lol
Btw pineapple pizza is the best. Tomato juice also rocks. Fight me. Haha
I have never met a person (that wasn't chronically online) in real life that cares about Pineapple Pizza, it's a silly internet meme.
What? That joke/meme is way older than the internet. You should meet more people.
Once you see what brazil does to pizza you'll never care about pineapple again.
I know a few in real life. And they can sod right off while I devour my Pizza "Crime Against Humanity". π
Iβve run into too many of them, they are most definitely out there even if you havenβt personally run into them.
Pineapple on Pizza - eh
Pasta on Pizza - an evil only adequately punished by perpetual constipation.

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