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"Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic (telegra.ph)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] 128 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I will never understand why pineapple on pizza is the one salty/sweet combo most people just can't abide.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    To be fair, I don't like basically any salty sweet combo. You can keep your salted caramel and waffles with chicken!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    I grew up in a household where I was taught when cooking salty sweet dishes, you should add just enough sugar to the dish so that it tastes different but you can't tell why. Otherwise you've added too much sugar.

    You can definitely taste the sweet in Pineapple pizza...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    In some savory dishes like tomato sauce for example you add a little bit of sugar to reduce bitterness and just make the flavors more balanced. Also, most anything tastes better if you add just a little bit of salt in at some point of the cooking process.

    Doesn't mean I'm going to sprinkle sea salt on top of my pecan pie though...

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah there are banana curry and kebab meat with bearnaise sauce, the two other Swedish pizza specials, why are nobody talking about them?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Especially since the origin of pizza is just throw the cheapest left overs on some bread when your broke. taste played a very minor role with the reason it came into existence. So why privileged assholes have to gatekeep a peasant’s solution against starvation over preferential taste is just cringeworthy classism at best.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bruh, I think you're thinking too deep into this. Some people don't like the flavor profile of pineapple. It likely started as a teasing joke to their friends when they were young and didn't know comedy:

    "Eeeewwww pineapple on pizza?! Gross! 😂"

    And then the joke just kinda blew up from there because enough people agreed on it.

    Then you become an adult and realize people just genuinely like different things. I hate pineapple in general, so I don't get it on my pizza. My husband loves Hawaiian pizza.

    I love anchovies, and he can't stand them. He says the "juice" affects the rest of the pizza even when I only get it on my half.

    We order 2 different pizzas and everyone is happy.

    I don't think either of us (or anyone who still pretends to be shocked that pineapple on pizza is a thing) is "gatekeeping pizza" or shaming poor people from tryna eat whatever they have. It is legit on the same level as. "OMG you use APPLE?!?!? I COULD NEVER!".

    It's just harmless teasing.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    The buzz around it grew when I was seeing a lot of pizza party's which always ended up with 3 flavours being brought. Margherita, Pepperoni and Hawaiian. So I've always associated the movement being some secret groups' lifeprotip to order Hawaiian do they can eat a bunch of pizza and it's divisive. If your ordering for yourself go nuts. If your ordering for a group, there are plenty of more on-averagr enjoyable options

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  • [+] -7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I dislike pineapple on pizza because most places always do such an awful job. You either get pineapple chunks that are still partially frozen and waterlogs the pie, or you get desiccated husks of fiber. Any salty/sweet combo advantage is totally lost.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dude you hang out at the wrong places.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My roommate and I order from a new-to-us pizza joint every other month or so and he frequently orders a pie with pineapple. I can count on one hand the number of places that actually had a delicious pie with pineapple.

    Maybe my standards are too high, but you knights of pineapple can enjoy whatever you want.

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  • [+] -8 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    I'm not eating anything invented by those Canadians

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Meanwhile you miss out on the glory that is Poutine, most Maple desserts, Tortiere, Butter Tarts, Back Bacon (AKA Canadian Bacon), California Rolls (yes I know, but they are Canadian actually), Nanaimo Bars, Caesars,PEANUT BUTTER (No, it wasn't George Washington Carver, he made a type of peanut butter after it was already invented), Chinese Buffets, and Coffee Crisps.

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