This is how companies lay people off without having to report layoffs
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When will these asshole narcissist CEOs learn? We dont want to go into the office to stroke your fuckin ego, douchebag.
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another out of touch shitbag CEO ~ sky blue yet
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Fire them, I dare you.
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Cool so what prevents me from not going in 3 times a week and also not resigning?
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I was given an ultimatum like this once, to do X or resign, and I chose not to do X and refused to resign, and I worked there for an additional nine months until I found something better. I did have to endure several meetings where they kept saying I "needed" to resign or comply, but they never fired me. Said I would get a bad reference, but since that's extremely risky on the company's part, I still used them as a reference. HR dgaf. They just know they can't say anything negative about a previous employee. The whole thing is absurd posturing.
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Unspoken here is the third option: navigate a series of untextured raised rectangular platforms littered with smaller rectangles that will fire you automatically if you touch them, designed by an 8 year old that got bored halfway through the engineering phase and wandered off to play Breakin Story 2.
The good news is that, for only 399 robux a month, you can get VIP membership, which includes a coil that allows you to immediately jump over the entire platform and land into a dated pile of two dimensional meme sprites they meant to clean up.
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Many companies are doing this. They're OK with the attrition. Acceptable losses as far as they're concerned. I suppose it's their right. I hope those that quit over it find better jobs.
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Roblox rhymes with sux cocks.
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The smirk of a smug asshole.
Oof
Hey Roblox! Learn what the Dead Sea Effect means for you!
But how are their parents going to get them to work? /s
Punchable face
don't they all have school to go to?
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