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[–] 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These guys are either awesome or terrifying.

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  • [–] [S] 55 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The drifting you could do because they were plastic was awesome. Remember the Green Machine?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Betting they're awesome, but I guess there's a small chance meth is involved.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn't really hold true. It's just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.

    Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses... We've got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do we have a "just guys being dudes" community yet? It's one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Y'all never seen the drift trikes? They're fun af

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    People pay for gyms so they can get this same healthy exercise, without the fun! Seems pretty safe too, just like for kids, because they're hard to tip over and not far to fall.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    I bet these are quieter than dirt bikes. Even with the plastic drift wheels.

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    You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    I'd rock up with a Green Machine, and command immediate respect.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Oh man, I wish the dudes in my neighborhood were as cool as these dudes in your neighborhood.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    dutch road gangs

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wouldn’t your knees bump into the steering wheel / handlebars? Or do they mod them?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They make adult sized ones now!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    New sons of anarchy spin-off looks good

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