What if I say "um" somewhere because I lost my place?

that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

In English*

they do if u kiss me

En, to, tre, fire, fem.

1000000 / 5 = 200000

Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

Found the american.

I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.

And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

7 sieben, Bruder

My lips touch when I say one.

Oh shiiit thats trippy!

Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

Fümf

Lies.

!remindme sixty years when i confirm

Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

Unless I do it in my native language, Finnish. Then I'll only get to three.

One point five.. d'oh!

Mine touch at pebenty peben.

Egy, kettő, három

3 in hungarian

Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.

Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?

Just counted out loud, one....lips touched.

In English, my lips touch when I make the "f" sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.

what about thirmty three

Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百

Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.

This is my favourite shower thought post so far.

forget what number you're on and say, "um".

Huh. Same in Dutch!

Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.