all 43 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 160 points 2 years ago*

Don't knock on poop's door and be mad when poop's home

  • source
  • [–] 112 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.

  • source
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 101 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.

    So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [+] -7 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is blatently false. It's like 98% pee.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 98 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.

    Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I mean, there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    "there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex." Except for the comment I was replying to said anal sex and the post these comments are under is about anal sex. I definitely think holding a shit in during anal sex is incredibly more dangerous than during normal hetero sex

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bro forgot the sex blanket

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    IDK why, but my ass is self-lubricating. Mucous production just be cray when I'm horny, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    That depends... did you like it?

    It's whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

  • source
  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

  • source
  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gotta take er to the vet to get those anal glands exercised 😳

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Assquirting?

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How did he do that with his one inch weenie?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments