Don't knock on poop's door and be mad when poop's home
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Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.
You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea
I mean, there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.
"there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex." Except for the comment I was replying to said anal sex and the post these comments are under is about anal sex. I definitely think holding a shit in during anal sex is incredibly more dangerous than during normal hetero sex
You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...
Bro forgot the sex blanket
IDK why, but my ass is self-lubricating. Mucous production just be cray when I'm horny, I guess. 🤷🏻♂️
That depends... did you like it?
It's whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
Gotta take er to the vet to get those anal glands exercised 😳
How did he do that with his one inch weenie?
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