▲ 577 ▼ Actual shitpost (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by bruhduh@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 42 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 112 points 2 years ago (5 children) Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] naught@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 years ago (2 children) A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago Calm down Bear Grylls permalink fedilink source parent [–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo". permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children) My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 101 points 2 years ago (1 child) Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water. So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 child) Damn we got a squirt scholar over here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago A squolar, if you will permalink fedilink source parent [–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated. permalink fedilink source parent [+] random_character_a@lemmy.world -9 points 2 years ago There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the "natural lubrication" shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 7 points 2 years ago Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 point 2 years ago I've been pissed on?! permalink fedilink source parent [+] Nelots@lemm.ee -7 points 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is blatently false. It's like 98% pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children) And 2% magic permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I still believe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 years ago (2 children) A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago Calm down Bear Grylls permalink fedilink source parent [–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 years ago Calm down Bear Grylls permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 years ago I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children) My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 101 points 2 years ago (1 child) Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water. So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 child) Damn we got a squirt scholar over here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago A squolar, if you will permalink fedilink source parent [–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated. permalink fedilink source parent [+] random_character_a@lemmy.world -9 points 2 years ago There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the "natural lubrication" shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 101 points 2 years ago (1 child) Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water. So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 child) Damn we got a squirt scholar over here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago A squolar, if you will permalink fedilink source parent
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 child) Damn we got a squirt scholar over here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago A squolar, if you will permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago A squolar, if you will permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 2 years ago It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] random_character_a@lemmy.world -9 points 2 years ago There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the "natural lubrication" shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 7 points 2 years ago Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 point 2 years ago I've been pissed on?! permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Nelots@lemm.ee -7 points 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is blatently false. It's like 98% pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children) And 2% magic permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I still believe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is blatently false. It's like 98% pee. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children) And 2% magic permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I still believe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago (2 children) And 2% magic permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I still believe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) I still believe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago Ignorance is bliss. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just heard that via Rick Sanchez voice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago brrp it's mostly piss, morty. Does that get your... does that get your rocks off brrp morty? permalink fedilink source parent