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[–] 43 points 2 years ago

I'd argue human developers also enjoy finding bugs, they just don't like HAVING them.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I LOVE finding bugs.

    I HATE looking for them

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And the bugs are always in the last lines of code you check. It's so infuriating! Why can't they be in the first?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Because you stop searching when you find the bug.

    You have to not execute

    lines[] = Load(file.code);
    
    bool bug_found = false;
    i=0;
    while(!bug_found)
    {
      bug_found = findBug(lines[i]);
      //looks like I missed a bit, lemme fix
      if(bug_found)
      {
        break;
      }
      i++;
    }
    bug_fix(lines[i]);
    // Who'd've thought that I'd need to fix a bug in a joke about fixing bugs
    // Now that's some tasty irony ^-^'
    

    You have to run

    lines[] = Load(file.code);
    
    def bugs[];
    a = 0;
    for(i=0;i<lines[].length();i++)
    {
      if (findBug(lines[i])
      {
        bugs[a] = lines[i];
        a++;
      }
    }
    for(b=0;b<=a;b++)
    {
      bug_fix(lines[b]);
    }
    

    /j

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I love finding bugs, and then squishing them.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Absolutely not true

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I enjoy finding the bugs

    The problem is the existence of the bugs

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    What about the scorpions!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    That web developer might be an undercover product tester.

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