Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

It's a child not a vanity plate

Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost

Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in

Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...none will care, they'll be too busy making fun of "Blessica"

thanks to my husband

It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).

The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.

The kid needs a middle name:

Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

Why not Blumpkin

That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

Wow, what a blursed name.

Blisa

Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air...

What a Tragedieh

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters "Danerys," before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that's r/namenerds.