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[–] 291 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

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  • [–] 136 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    someone who likes the name Blessica

    I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)