▲ 718 ▼ Blessica Blimpson (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 135 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 136 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] accideath@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or whose last name is Blimpson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (6 children) I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] accideath@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago Not with that attitude. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago you can certainly try permalink fedilink source parent [–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a mace everything is possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) And malice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago And my (bl)axe permalink fedilink source parent [–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, you can knock up a trans guy permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn :( permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rolando@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children) someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children) Blive, blaugh, blove permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) To... blave... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago Blilly Blystal permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that you scoob? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Ruh roh permalink fedilink source parent [–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago That's a crunchy mom? permalink fedilink source parent [–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] accideath@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or whose last name is Blimpson. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (6 children) I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] accideath@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago Not with that attitude. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago you can certainly try permalink fedilink source parent [–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a mace everything is possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) And malice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago And my (bl)axe permalink fedilink source parent [–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, you can knock up a trans guy permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn :( permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (6 children) I don't think you can "knock-up" a guy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] accideath@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago Not with that attitude. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago you can certainly try permalink fedilink source parent [–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a mace everything is possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) And malice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago And my (bl)axe permalink fedilink source parent [–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, you can knock up a trans guy permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn :( permalink fedilink source parent
[–] accideath@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago Not with that attitude. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago you can certainly try permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a mace everything is possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) And malice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago And my (bl)axe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) And malice permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago And my (bl)axe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago I mean, you can knock up a trans guy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children) someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children) Blive, blaugh, blove permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) To... blave... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago Blilly Blystal permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that you scoob? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Ruh roh permalink fedilink source parent [–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago That's a crunchy mom? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children) Blive, blaugh, blove permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) To... blave... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago Blilly Blystal permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that you scoob? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Ruh roh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) To... blave... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago Blilly Blystal permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that you scoob? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago Ruh roh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy” permalink fedilink source parent
