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Blessica Blimpson (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Jessica Simpson doesn't even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word "blimp" in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Honestly there's no way that kid doesn't get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it's less of a problem... or it would be if Blessica wasn't an awful name.

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