▲ 1030 ▼ Tiger Predators (mander.xyz) submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 79 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 157 points 2 years ago (4 children) Hippos permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 years ago (4 children) This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 113 points 2 years ago (1 child) They've been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they've had enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well if they've had enough they should stop eating. It will help with the fat permalink fedilink source parent [–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago To make sure the tigers don't start getting any ideas permalink fedilink source parent [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You're not imagining. They're real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Depends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything's gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too permalink fedilink source parent [–] geogle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children) The Indian ocean isn't a desert permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] geogle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Got me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Geo, dude... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago Look, I'm trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary! permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 point 2 years ago no ; it's humans. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 years ago (4 children) This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 113 points 2 years ago (1 child) They've been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they've had enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well if they've had enough they should stop eating. It will help with the fat permalink fedilink source parent [–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago To make sure the tigers don't start getting any ideas permalink fedilink source parent [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You're not imagining. They're real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Depends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids. permalink fedilink source parent [–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything's gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 113 points 2 years ago (1 child) They've been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they've had enough. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well if they've had enough they should stop eating. It will help with the fat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aussiemandeus@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Well if they've had enough they should stop eating. It will help with the fat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago To make sure the tigers don't start getting any ideas permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You're not imagining. They're real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Depends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You're not imagining. They're real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Depends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You're not imagining. They're real. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Depends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that's the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything's gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] geogle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children) The Indian ocean isn't a desert permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] geogle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Got me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Geo, dude... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children) The Indian ocean isn't a desert permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] geogle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Got me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Geo, dude... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] geogle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) Got me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Geo, dude... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Are you sure? It's not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago Look, I'm trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary! permalink fedilink source parent
