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[–] 81 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have lightning fast wifi at home

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that's something.

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