You're in science_memes what did you expected?

exactly where they should be.

You have a lot of chutzpah to ask such a question. Oy! What would your mother say?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Much like lightning, a powerful enough laser will ionize the air. That ionized air is hot and rises, just like the ionized gasses from combustion.

A powerful laser will look like a beam of fire.