▲ 835 ▼ Explain that, science nerds! (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 162 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 128 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children) Ah yes, Venus. Famously teeming with life. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 child) teeming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that what you kids call 'it' these days? (I know, I should really get out more) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yrmp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago teeming deez nuts haha gottem permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago Hey, the planet is just fine, that was the point right? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children) I heard Venus never even had an infection of a biological nature. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn't have rainbows. Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here. permalink fedilink source parent [–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* no one in venus ever had cancer permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago “If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.” -Donald Trump Venus permalink fedilink source parent [–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear that's where women are from permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Wrong Venus I'm afraid. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago It's always good to have life on your team. permalink fedilink source parent [–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) that is like, your opinion OK?? permalink fedilink source parent [+] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* All women AND men came from Venus. Long ago. They had to leave their home planet cause of the climate crisis there. They modified the next planet in row to fit their purposes and continued to make profits there. And as a joke the leader of the immigrants named the next planet 'Earth', cause it was covered with water 70+ % and blamed women only to come from Venus and having destroyed the planet by buying too few shoes and clothing, cosmetic products and wanting equal rights. To show men were totally innocent, he took the planet on the other side of new home and named it after his favorite chocolate bar to show how innocent, really innocent the men were. Back then. Ah, yes, forgot. The immigrants were only 1% of the population of Venus. But they brought all their important shiny stuff with them. All the gold, all the gems, though forgot to bring blueprints of their technologies, technics and knowledge. So they had to invent every little piece of shit over and over again ... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (1 child) teeming permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that what you kids call 'it' these days? (I know, I should really get out more) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yrmp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago teeming deez nuts haha gottem permalink fedilink source parent
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is that what you kids call 'it' these days? (I know, I should really get out more) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yrmp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago teeming deez nuts haha gottem permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yrmp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago teeming deez nuts haha gottem permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago Hey, the planet is just fine, that was the point right? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children) I heard Venus never even had an infection of a biological nature. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn't have rainbows. Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here. permalink fedilink source parent [–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* no one in venus ever had cancer permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago “If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.” -Donald Trump Venus permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn't have rainbows. Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* no one in venus ever had cancer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago “If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.” -Donald Trump Venus permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear that's where women are from permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Wrong Venus I'm afraid. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago It's always good to have life on your team. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) that is like, your opinion OK?? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* All women AND men came from Venus. Long ago. They had to leave their home planet cause of the climate crisis there. They modified the next planet in row to fit their purposes and continued to make profits there. And as a joke the leader of the immigrants named the next planet 'Earth', cause it was covered with water 70+ % and blamed women only to come from Venus and having destroyed the planet by buying too few shoes and clothing, cosmetic products and wanting equal rights. To show men were totally innocent, he took the planet on the other side of new home and named it after his favorite chocolate bar to show how innocent, really innocent the men were. Back then. Ah, yes, forgot. The immigrants were only 1% of the population of Venus. But they brought all their important shiny stuff with them. All the gold, all the gems, though forgot to bring blueprints of their technologies, technics and knowledge. So they had to invent every little piece of shit over and over again ... permalink fedilink source parent